Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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