Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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