Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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