Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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