Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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