yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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