Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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