it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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