And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
it's like heaven, but drunker
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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