Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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