found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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