I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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