The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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