I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.