What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...