party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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