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I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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