I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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