At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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