So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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