Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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