speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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