This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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