i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize