I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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