bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that