I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night