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(208): View more from Idaho

bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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(765): View more from Indiana

A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.

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(410): View more from Maryland

we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight

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(636): View more from Missouri

She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome

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(216): View more from Ohio

I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose

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(631): View more from New York

Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"

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(914): View more from New York

Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?

(917): View more from New York City

You know it

(914): View more from New York

Dammit now I have to marry you

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(716): View more from New York

He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that

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