Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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