How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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