hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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