Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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