I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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