i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Enjoy the penises
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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