She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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