I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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