The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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