We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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