U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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