as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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