Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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