what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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