She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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