He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
