What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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