Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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