Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
this will be a night to untag.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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