Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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