You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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