Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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