so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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