I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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