My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you have to choose: penises or morals?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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