Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You made out with two different species that night
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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