You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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