as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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