Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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