Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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