So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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