Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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