I think I just saw someone hide a body.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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