how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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