Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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