help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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