She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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